LOVE GURU, The

Featuring exclusive, original performances and dialog from Mike Myers, original score from George S. Clinton and favorites from Robbie Nevil and Celine Dion. Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid - to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.

1. Morning Meditation - Andrew Mendelson
? 2. 9 To 5 - Mike Myers
? 3. Brimful Of Asha (Norman Cook Remix) - Cornershop
? 4. Stop Hitting Yourself (dialog) - Mike Myers
? 5. More Than Words - Mike Myers and Manu Narayan
? 6. The Joker - Mike Myers
? 7. Lead Me To Your Rock - Telma Hopkins and Toronto Children?s Concert Choir
? 8. Big Boi - B.A.S.K.O.
? 9. C'est La Vie - Robbie Nevil
10. I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
11. My Name Is Guru Pitka (dialog) - Mike Myers
12. Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re - Lata Mangeshkar and Mohd Rafi
13. Guru Vindaloo - George S. Clinton
14. Mathar - Danny Saber
15. Guru Lineage (dialog) - Mike Myers
16. Guru Pitka Chant - Guru Pitka's Ashram Band