SANTASTEIN

He's jolly. He's stitched together. And he's out for blood.

Klaatu Records proudly unwraps the first-ever release of Austin Hammond's thunderous original score to the yuletide freakshow Santastein - a symphonic sleigh ride through terror, madness, and holiday mayhem.

Recorded with a full orchestra and choir, Hammond's score is an epic blend of gothic grandeur and B-movie bite. Haunting choral chants echo through snowy graveyards while strings slice like candy-cane razors. It's part classic monster movie, part Christmas nightmare, and 100% unhinged.

Fully remastered and rising from the slab on limited-edition CD release, this is the soundtrack to the holiday special from hell.

Deck the halls. Bolt the doors. Santastein is coming to town.

1. Incident at the Morgue
2. The Bodysnatchers
3. Opening Titles
4. Christmas Morning Mischief
5. Of Max and Magic Men
6. Max and Paige's Theme
7. The First Trial
8. Max's Plan
9. Rise of Santastein
10. The Creature Awakens
11. The Attic
12. St. Nickin Around
13. Poolside Stunts
14. Bike's Don't Fly
15. Edgar's Ascent
16. Max's Betrayal
17. The Inconvenient Store
18. Gran's Tale of Christmas Past
19. Dance of the Sugar-Dumb Fairies
20. Christmas Party Killer
21. Reunion and Resolve
22. Serial Circumvention
23. He Returns and Mrs. Claus
24. One Final Effort
25. Fall of Santastein
26. Rest, Ye Merry Gentleman